Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Why I Like Efukt and You Should Too

efukt.com

I love the variety that exists in the porn world. I love that no matter how sexually liberal or how conservative you might be...there's something out there for everyone. If you like women sucking off horses, it's out there. If you like midgets deep throating 13-inch cocks it's out there. Double anal penetration, scat parties, hairy pussies, she-males, saggy breasts, bukkake, gang bangs, squirting, gagging, rape fantasy, grandpa fantasy, bondage, even triple anal penetration...it's out there. It's refreshing to know that no matter how perverse you might be...you're still gonna find a way to get off!

That being said, it's often difficult to actually stumble upon free porn sites anymore that don't host and regurgitate the same fucking crap (a barrage of webcam girl ads, links to adult friend finder sites, and tons of other garbage cluttering up the homepage). Good free porn sites just don't exist.

Or do they?

Well, if you've ever visited Efukt.com, you'll likely agree with me that they do exist.

Efukt.com takes the cake for the most clean, concise, well-formatted and categorized free sites in the world of porn. Efukt, in some ways, is the Funny or Die of the porn world. They boast the most unbelievably hilarious and deviant clips on the net today. The site appeals to a wide variety of porn viewers---from guys who can only bust a nut watching something truly grotesque and absurd to those scouring the internet for a good laugh, XXX style.
 
"Apeman manages to get his entire fist up this girl's cunt but even that's not enough to satisfy his appetite for tuna destruction. So he raises the bar a notch and slips his wang in there too. Receipient doesn't even make a peep. Bitch is vaginally comatose."


That shit is brilliant and just one of the many clip descriptions that will leave you in hysterics before pressing PLAY. I want this guy to write my obituary!

I have my sexually perverse friend, Dave to thank for my Efukt addiction. A year ago I'd never heard of the site when he sent me a link to "Amputee Porn Gone Bad." The clip set the bar high for one of the weirdest, XXX clips I'd ever seen. The video was proof that there is no limit to the absurdity that exists in this world...and Efukt just keeps outdoing itself with its daily uploads of shocking, disgusting, and side-splitting clips for every type of sexual deviant out there to enjoy.

Props, hugs, and kisses to the founder of Efukt for creating something unique, original, and downright hilarious in the world of online pornography. Your site is my proudest guilty pleasure.

Give the site a whirl...and thank me later.






My personal favorite still remains: Hello I'm Masturbating to You. I don't think there is anything more humiliating than a bunch of fat chicks laughing hysterically at your dick! :) 

7 comments:

Kangas said...

It will probably not surprise you to know that I've been to efukt. And I am a fan of 3 of the things in your list. Go ahead, tell me which 3 and you'll win a prize.

Nice blog!

JackyBDemented@gmail.com said...

which list...my shout out list? if so...i bet i could pick the three ladies you like best....otherwise, clarify which list...and i'll still be able to figure it out. i know you quite well, Mr. Kangas.

Kangas said...

The list of things in this blog I posted a response to--things you claim "You may like"...

Come on, let's hear the 3...

JackyBDemented@gmail.com said...

I love a challenge:)

bukkake, gang bangs, gagging (although i am leaning heavily towards rape fantasy over gang bang). am i right? and what prize do i win?!?!?!?!:)

Kangas said...

You only got 1 out of 3...how little you know me...

JackyBDemented@gmail.com said...

ok...but are we talking on WHAT GETS YOU OFF? or what you just enjoy watching. for example: i enjoy shemale, but i don't get off to it.

Kangas said...

For me, they are one and the same(I'm a GUY, so that's a given). If we like watching it and it's sexual, it's because it gets us off.

And if you took out gang bangs and put in rape fantasy, you would still only have 1 of 3.