To Squirt or Not To Squirt

The squirting debate is a fierce one. There are staunch believers that it is anatomically possible (Sinn Sage) and then there are those (like myself) that just don't buy into it. There are films dedicated to it, "The Great American Squirt Off,"sites that exploit it, "Squirthunter.com", and then of course there are instructional videos that teach it...most notably, Axel Braun's,"Squirting 101".

Braun's instructional video basically consists of forcefully finger-fucking his students with copious amounts of lubrication. It looks rather painful if you ask me...and the squirting appears to be more of the consistency of WATER, URINE, or ALL THAT LUBRICATION he thrust into them than it does natural love juices. Yet, Braun stands behind the squirts. In fact,  he has insured each of his hands for 2 MILLION dollars as a testament to his own belief in the magical wonders they possess.

Another believer in the SQUIRT-FACTOR is, Sinn Sage who shared a story with me about an encounter (off-camera) with a girl that did actually squirt. Sinn isn't exactly someone who talks a bunch of shit so, I want to believe her...but I just can't really understand how a female whose vaginal opening is wide enough to house 12 inch cocks and is flexible enough to pass a HUMAN HEAD...can be TIGHT enough to spew like a man does.

Is it real? Or is it an illusion?

Does anyone else out there believe this is possible? Has anyone else out there SQUIRTED?

Where Nice Girls Come to Swallow Cum...

I love a good cream pie, facial, or titty cum shot...but when that's the go-to for every pornographic grand finale, the luster is lost.  Where are all those sweet, old-fashioned girls that open their mouths wide and swallow? One answer...

With a tagline like, "Where Nice Girls Come to Swallow Cum," there is no question what you're getting at Amateur Allure. Chocked full of hundreds of scenes shot (point-of-view style), you are guaranteed to find an endless supply of sexy chicks all giddy to swallow cum.

The format does stay relatively the same: guy asks girl questions about herself, girl sucks his dick, eventually they fuck, she goes back to sucking, he cums in her mouth, she proudly shows the giant load sitting on her tongue, flashes a satisfied smile, and swallows. the end. But, despite the relatively formulaic style, it actually never gets old. Why? Because watching a hot chick swallow cum NEVER gets old.

Amateur Allure is for members only, but here's why it's worth the investment:

1). Fresh meat! More along the genre of girl-next-door than slutty porn stars ready to fuck. AmateurAllure girls look like people the average guy might actually have a shot with. Well...maybe:)

2). CUM SWALLOWING (guaranteed)

3). Point-of-view experience. All of the dialogue by the starlets are said directly to the camera...it's as if she's talking to you (you lucky bastard). 

4). Cameos by well-known Adult Stars. Lexi Belle, not known for swallowing, makes a special appearance on AmateurAllure and swallows 2 of Ray's loads! GOOD GIRL, LEXI !

5) Fantastic quality for amateur-style porn

6). Videos are offered in hi-res and are fully downloadable

Amateur Allure does not disappoint

SA IOW (Sexual Abbreviations...In Other Words)

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Cocks...In Other Words

Cock, penis, wee-wees, weenie, pee pee, weiner, ding dong, Mr. Happy, one-eyed monster, twinkie, winky, thing, member, male organ, johnson, willy, stick, schlong, dick, wang, dong, choad, pecker, prick, hog, pud, package, baby maker, missile, my other head, magic wand, power drill, joystick, dipstick, jack hammer, Captain Winkie, sausage, jack-in-the-box, long john silver, Godzilla, beef bayonet, sword, junk, peter, boner, wang, rod, pisser, love muscle, rammer, stubby, chubby, joystick, tube steak, Big Jim and the twins, fuck stick, cram master, erection, shaft, man crank, sperm pump, trouser snake, jizz cannon, sheath, shaft, phallus, anaconda, baldy, purple headed yogurt slinger, and my best friend:)

Why Everyone Loves Chanel Preston..

www.ChanelPreston.com

Few female pornstars have come onto the scene with as big of a bang as Ms. Chanel Preston. Only one year into her career (her first film was shot back in January of 2010 for Vivid), she's racked up several prestigious award nominations and wins (an impressive 4 AVN nominations this past year alone). 

She currently holds the title of XBiz's New Starlet of the Year for 2011 and is in a heavy race for 

the Galaxy Awards' Best New Female Performer . Please vote!!!!

It comes as no surprise why Chanel is taking the Adult Industry by storm.

Why I Like Efukt and You Should Too

efukt.com

I love the variety that exists in the porn world. I love that no matter how sexually liberal or how conservative you might be...there's something out there for everyone. If you like women sucking off horses, it's out there. If you like midgets deep throating 13-inch cocks it's out there. Double anal penetration, scat parties, hairy pussies, she-males, saggy breasts, bukkake, gang bangs, squirting, gagging, rape fantasy, grandpa fantasy, bondage, even triple anal penetration...it's out there. It's refreshing to know that no matter how perverse you might be...you're still gonna find a way to get off!

Double Entendre

Manicurist or Male Whore?

Fetish of the Month-Dendrophilia~Dirty, Sexy, Trees? (FEBRUARY)

Very few things in this world surprise me, gross me out, disgust me, etc. My coworkers are constantly trying to up the ante, make me cringe, shock me, yadda yadda yadda. Although what I am about to write about is hardly anything jaw-dropping or even disturbing it certainly is...odd.

There is a so-called fetish people have called, Dendrophilia. Dendrophilia is a condition by which people get aroused by trees. Yes, trees. Those things that come from acorns and house birds' nests and shed leaves during the fall. Those things that lumberjacks cut down and that hippies hug. TREES. Arboreal copulation. In my wildest imagination I cannot comprehend the panty-creaming effect of a Mulberry, Giant Oak, or Mighty Sycamore tree (unless of course those are metaphors I've given to my man's junk), yet it has become "legitimate" enough for there to actually be a word for it in the dictionary.

Mouth Rape-The Price of Admission to Live the High Life (part 1)

I've never understood women who fuck rich men that they have no physical attraction to whatsoever. And yet, I've seen it happen countless times all over this city. Twin Playboy Playmates kissing and licking the ear of some fat slob in a darkened booth in Beverly Hills, an 18 year old Asian chick holding hands with a wrinkly, old white dude at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, a perfect 10 hopping into the red Ferrari with a guy she'd never even look twice at had he driven a Ford Focus. Don't get me wrong...I understand that it's a mutually beneficial relationship...both of them get something out of it. For her, it's a high class lifestyle. For him, it's a woman that elevates his social status to the level of his economic one. Still, is there love at the root of it all...ever?

Confessions of a Porn Addict (a movie review)

Stuck home with a cold and at the encouragement of my ex-boyfriend (who has the same sense of humor as I do), I decided to watch Confessions of a Porn Addict.

As a self-proclaimed, "porn addict" myself, I thought I might be able to relate on countless levels with the film's protagonist, Marc Tobias, played by Spencer Rice---a man whose proclivity for XXX entertainment has basically cut him off from the rest of the world.

Female Parts...In Other Words

delta of venus, minge, pussy, cunt, twat, poonany, kitty, cooter, vajayjay, honey pot, cooch, coochie, cooter, box, beaver, hoo ha, muff, yum yum, goodies, na na, bojingo, love oasis, junk, lady garden, vagine, cookie, panty hamster, passion fruit, candy apple, glam sugar, the dutchess, love shack, sperm receptacle, breakfast of champions, cherry pop, cat flaps, cock holster, bearded oyster, the grand canyon, bikini bizkit, furburger, tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, the wonder down under, ass mate, spasm chasm, south mouth, vertical smile, honeysuckle, hot pocket, happy flappy,  quim, snatch, clam, crotch, baby maker, cave of wonders, lunch box, snizz, pink taco, naughty bits, triscuit, whisker biscuit, love receptacle, cherry pie, love tunnel, empanada, sausage wallet, black hole, pink cave, pum pum, penis coozie, gash, clunge, flesh tuxedo, axe wound, tottie, fur burger, roast beef sandwich, beef curtains, cho cho, the reason men tolerate women, the 'area', giny, bubblegum by the bum, yoni, pink pudding, red snapper, .... or just plain, old, vagina.

*Feel free to add your own.

I Love My Twitter Followers (131 and counting)

As of today, I have 131 Twitter followers...and a few random blog followers! I am forever grateful to the people who have had a big hand in helping me out: Robbrick and Raylenexxx among the most influential:) Whoever said that people in the Adult Entertainment Industry are jerks...can go suck it. They are some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of getting to know.

'Almost Heaven' Is Best Entitled, 'FUCKING Heaven' (a porn movie review)

The sixth installment in the New Sensations' Romance Series, Almost Heaven was sheer heaven to actually watch.

New Sensations', Romance Series is "gateway porn" for female audiences. It's an attempt to appeal to a more romantic notion of fucking---to try and get women and couples to have a more positive experience viewing pornography. Well, I only have one thing to say about that---SUCCESS!!!!

Their sixth installment film, Almost Heaven would be far more appropriately entitled FUCKING HEAVEN...because that's exactly the experience I had watching it.

The cast of heavy hitters in the porn biz, Seth Gamble, Xander Corvus, Rocco Reed and the absolutely, undeniably stunning Allie Haze deliver one of the highest quality XXX movies you'll ever see. The acting and storyline are better than anything you'd find on Lifetime or Oxygen...and there is no "fade to commercial" right when things start heating up. In Almost Heaven, you get to watch it all --- from foreplay to cum shot.

Memoir of a GAY-Sha (a questionably lesbian experience at a massage parlour)

I would not categorize myself as a lesbian....yet, like heterosexual men, I totally get the appeal of broads. Women are fucking sexy...all of them. Not just the ones with huge breasts, or tight little bodies, or junk in their trunk. Women, by and large, are inherently sensual and erotic. Their smell, the way they walk, the softness of their skin, the tenderness of their touch, the way they formulate words on their tongues, suck on a straw, carry a bag,  run in the rain, apply lip gloss, or glance up at you from beneath their lashes. All those little things drive me wild. There's no denying it---women are goddesses.