Fetish of the Month-Dendrophilia~Dirty, Sexy, Trees? (FEBRUARY)

Very few things in this world surprise me, gross me out, disgust me, etc. My coworkers are constantly trying to up the ante, make me cringe, shock me, yadda yadda yadda. Although what I am about to write about is hardly anything jaw-dropping or even disturbing it certainly is...odd.

There is a so-called fetish people have called, Dendrophilia. Dendrophilia is a condition by which people get aroused by trees. Yes, trees. Those things that come from acorns and house birds' nests and shed leaves during the fall. Those things that lumberjacks cut down and that hippies hug. TREES. Arboreal copulation. In my wildest imagination I cannot comprehend the panty-creaming effect of a Mulberry, Giant Oak, or Mighty Sycamore tree (unless of course those are metaphors I've given to my man's junk), yet it has become "legitimate" enough for there to actually be a word for it in the dictionary.

Mouth Rape-The Price of Admission to Live the High Life (part 1)

I've never understood women who fuck rich men that they have no physical attraction to whatsoever. And yet, I've seen it happen countless times all over this city. Twin Playboy Playmates kissing and licking the ear of some fat slob in a darkened booth in Beverly Hills, an 18 year old Asian chick holding hands with a wrinkly, old white dude at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, a perfect 10 hopping into the red Ferrari with a guy she'd never even look twice at had he driven a Ford Focus. Don't get me wrong...I understand that it's a mutually beneficial relationship...both of them get something out of it. For her, it's a high class lifestyle. For him, it's a woman that elevates his social status to the level of his economic one. Still, is there love at the root of it all...ever?

Confessions of a Porn Addict (a movie review)

Stuck home with a cold and at the encouragement of my ex-boyfriend (who has the same sense of humor as I do), I decided to watch Confessions of a Porn Addict.

As a self-proclaimed, "porn addict" myself, I thought I might be able to relate on countless levels with the film's protagonist, Marc Tobias, played by Spencer Rice---a man whose proclivity for XXX entertainment has basically cut him off from the rest of the world.

Female Parts...In Other Words

delta of venus, minge, pussy, cunt, twat, poonany, kitty, cooter, vajayjay, honey pot, cooch, coochie, cooter, box, beaver, hoo ha, muff, yum yum, goodies, na na, bojingo, love oasis, junk, lady garden, vagine, cookie, panty hamster, passion fruit, candy apple, glam sugar, the dutchess, love shack, sperm receptacle, breakfast of champions, cherry pop, cat flaps, cock holster, bearded oyster, the grand canyon, bikini bizkit, furburger, tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, the wonder down under, ass mate, spasm chasm, south mouth, vertical smile, honeysuckle, hot pocket, happy flappy,  quim, snatch, clam, crotch, baby maker, cave of wonders, lunch box, snizz, pink taco, naughty bits, triscuit, whisker biscuit, love receptacle, cherry pie, love tunnel, empanada, sausage wallet, black hole, pink cave, pum pum, penis coozie, gash, clunge, flesh tuxedo, axe wound, tottie, fur burger, roast beef sandwich, beef curtains, cho cho, the reason men tolerate women, the 'area', giny, bubblegum by the bum, yoni, pink pudding, red snapper, .... or just plain, old, vagina.

*Feel free to add your own.

I Love My Twitter Followers (131 and counting)

As of today, I have 131 Twitter followers...and a few random blog followers! I am forever grateful to the people who have had a big hand in helping me out: Robbrick and Raylenexxx among the most influential:) Whoever said that people in the Adult Entertainment Industry are jerks...can go suck it. They are some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of getting to know.

'Almost Heaven' Is Best Entitled, 'FUCKING Heaven' (a porn movie review)

The sixth installment in the New Sensations' Romance Series, Almost Heaven was sheer heaven to actually watch.

New Sensations', Romance Series is "gateway porn" for female audiences. It's an attempt to appeal to a more romantic notion of fucking---to try and get women and couples to have a more positive experience viewing pornography. Well, I only have one thing to say about that---SUCCESS!!!!

Their sixth installment film, Almost Heaven would be far more appropriately entitled FUCKING HEAVEN...because that's exactly the experience I had watching it.

The cast of heavy hitters in the porn biz, Seth Gamble, Xander Corvus, Rocco Reed and the absolutely, undeniably stunning Allie Haze deliver one of the highest quality XXX movies you'll ever see. The acting and storyline are better than anything you'd find on Lifetime or Oxygen...and there is no "fade to commercial" right when things start heating up. In Almost Heaven, you get to watch it all --- from foreplay to cum shot.

Memoir of a GAY-Sha (a questionably lesbian experience at a massage parlour)

I would not categorize myself as a lesbian....yet, like heterosexual men, I totally get the appeal of broads. Women are fucking sexy...all of them. Not just the ones with huge breasts, or tight little bodies, or junk in their trunk. Women, by and large, are inherently sensual and erotic. Their smell, the way they walk, the softness of their skin, the tenderness of their touch, the way they formulate words on their tongues, suck on a straw, carry a bag,  run in the rain, apply lip gloss, or glance up at you from beneath their lashes. All those little things drive me wild. There's no denying it---women are goddesses.