SA IOW (Sexual Abbreviations...In Other Words)

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Cocks...In Other Words

Cock, penis, wee-wees, weenie, pee pee, weiner, ding dong, Mr. Happy, one-eyed monster, twinkie, winky, thing, member, male organ, johnson, willy, stick, schlong, dick, wang, dong, choad, pecker, prick, hog, pud, package, baby maker, missile, my other head, magic wand, power drill, joystick, dipstick, jack hammer, Captain Winkie, sausage, jack-in-the-box, long john silver, Godzilla, beef bayonet, sword, junk, peter, boner, wang, rod, pisser, love muscle, rammer, stubby, chubby, joystick, tube steak, Big Jim and the twins, fuck stick, cram master, erection, shaft, man crank, sperm pump, trouser snake, jizz cannon, sheath, shaft, phallus, anaconda, baldy, purple headed yogurt slinger, and my best friend:)

Why Everyone Loves Chanel Preston..

www.ChanelPreston.com

Few female pornstars have come onto the scene with as big of a bang as Ms. Chanel Preston. Only one year into her career (her first film was shot back in January of 2010 for Vivid), she's racked up several prestigious award nominations and wins (an impressive 4 AVN nominations this past year alone). 

She currently holds the title of XBiz's New Starlet of the Year for 2011 and is in a heavy race for 

the Galaxy Awards' Best New Female Performer . Please vote!!!!

It comes as no surprise why Chanel is taking the Adult Industry by storm.

Why I Like Efukt and You Should Too

efukt.com

I love the variety that exists in the porn world. I love that no matter how sexually liberal or how conservative you might be...there's something out there for everyone. If you like women sucking off horses, it's out there. If you like midgets deep throating 13-inch cocks it's out there. Double anal penetration, scat parties, hairy pussies, she-males, saggy breasts, bukkake, gang bangs, squirting, gagging, rape fantasy, grandpa fantasy, bondage, even triple anal penetration...it's out there. It's refreshing to know that no matter how perverse you might be...you're still gonna find a way to get off!

Double Entendre

Manicurist or Male Whore?

Fetish of the Month-Dendrophilia~Dirty, Sexy, Trees? (FEBRUARY)

Very few things in this world surprise me, gross me out, disgust me, etc. My coworkers are constantly trying to up the ante, make me cringe, shock me, yadda yadda yadda. Although what I am about to write about is hardly anything jaw-dropping or even disturbing it certainly is...odd.

There is a so-called fetish people have called, Dendrophilia. Dendrophilia is a condition by which people get aroused by trees. Yes, trees. Those things that come from acorns and house birds' nests and shed leaves during the fall. Those things that lumberjacks cut down and that hippies hug. TREES. Arboreal copulation. In my wildest imagination I cannot comprehend the panty-creaming effect of a Mulberry, Giant Oak, or Mighty Sycamore tree (unless of course those are metaphors I've given to my man's junk), yet it has become "legitimate" enough for there to actually be a word for it in the dictionary.

Mouth Rape-The Price of Admission to Live the High Life (part 1)

I've never understood women who fuck rich men that they have no physical attraction to whatsoever. And yet, I've seen it happen countless times all over this city. Twin Playboy Playmates kissing and licking the ear of some fat slob in a darkened booth in Beverly Hills, an 18 year old Asian chick holding hands with a wrinkly, old white dude at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, a perfect 10 hopping into the red Ferrari with a guy she'd never even look twice at had he driven a Ford Focus. Don't get me wrong...I understand that it's a mutually beneficial relationship...both of them get something out of it. For her, it's a high class lifestyle. For him, it's a woman that elevates his social status to the level of his economic one. Still, is there love at the root of it all...ever?